shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
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kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them
Like you’ve never wanted to lay in a giant bowl of mashed potatoes.
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Listening to music while cooking makes the food taste better, I promise
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I can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n ever
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one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright
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reblog for noises
TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
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candles are how we keep fires as pets
this is unnecessarily adorable
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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
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